May 2012
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Alan...what exactly is a nice guy anyway?
Alan and I chatted it up online and immediately hit it off.  He was communicative, attractive (according to his pictures) and after several days of chatting did not once send me any x-rated pictures. Alan lived in Jacksonville but split his time in Cocoa Beach.  We agreed to meet during his next stay in Cocoa.  Alan and I made plans to meet for dinner.  As he was not from the area, I went  against...
May 21st
April 2012
3 posts
Oooh la la...Sammy, the French Guy
Sammy was a delicious 6 foot 5 frenchman…should I even bother to say any thing more? Actually, this story will change lots of preconceived notions. Sammy and I chatted online before he asked me out.  He works for a large resort in food and beverage so he works crazy hours.  I was shocked when he suggested out first date be meeting lakeside at midnight. Again, my first thought was should I...
Apr 16th
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Dean or is it Whiskey Lou
Dean was an interesting guy.  I am not sure I believed his profile stating that he was 45 as he looked at least 5 years older.  Our first date was an interesting local dive bar called Whiskey Lou’s.  Now I have never been to Whiskey Lou’s so prior to meeting Dean a girlfriend and I arrived early to scope the place out.  I like to know where the exits are and know the lay out of the...
Apr 10th
And then there was Daryl
Daryl was the poster child of “normal” from the beginning.  His profile was pretty generic and he was average looking.  We chatted for a few days online before he asked for my number and to take me out.  He was never inappropriate, never sent me “cock” pictures and was the All American guy…or so I thought! I met hin on a Saturday afternoon at Panera for lunch. He was...
Apr 2nd
March 2012
5 posts
Lessons learned after date #1...
Here we go again…Searching the online data bank for more candidates and being searched out by a few myself.  I was chatted up a few times with guys from the online site only to learn real quick the following:  men like to talk smack when it comes to sex, men like to ask for dirty pictures within minutes of the first email or instant message, and men like to send pictures of their cocks to...
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
Date #1...Mitch
It’s early in February 2012 and I am excited that after only a few short days of being online I have been sought out and asked out by “Mitch.”  I am a big believer in not getting my hopes up as it leads to major let down, but hey its a date and I am excited. At first Mitch seems nice.  He emails and then exchanges numbers for texting and a few phone calls.  He asks me out for...
Mar 27th
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Big Girl Panties...
Ok, I have enough material from my first 2 months of online dating to write more than one self help book.  I took the suggestion of a friend and started with one of the free dating websites just to test the “water” and get my wits about me. Lets just say online dating is not the the faint of heart.  These “men” and I use the term loosely are so full of themselves that...
Mar 27th
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In the Beginning...
Hi, I am Kelly. A single, 42 year old, well-educated, professional female living in Orlando, Florida.  I have been divorced for two years and recently decided to enter the world of online dating.  So, after a few years of regaining my self confidence and paying my shrink lots of money to tell me what I already knew, it was time to get out there and have some fun. This blog is the adventures of me...
Mar 26th